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Scienceology offers a bite-size look at important work being done in the fields of astronomy, physics, biology, chemistry, dog fighting, computer technology and medical research. Tune in and learn more about the most glorious gift that God ever gave mankind: Science.






The Complete First Season of Scienceology

Scienceology will be back in a few weeks with some very exciting new episodes but for now we have compiled the complete first season for you! Great for newcomers looking for a longer version of the podcast to leave on while they do stuff or for old fans wanting to re-listen to their favorite stories of discovery, innovation and people who cum while grabbing onto electric eels.

Scienceology is created by John Harris and Matt Klinman and is a production of Funny or Die.

Remember to follow us on Twitter @scienceologypod.

Written By:John Harris
Featuring:John Harris & Matt Klinman
Edited By:Matt Klinman
Music By:Henry Carter & Cyrus Ghahrameni
Mixed By:Cyrus Ghahrameni
Art Design:Kyle Kirkup & Nate Maggio
Created By:Matt Klinman & John Harris
Produced By:Funny Or Die News
Special Thanks To:Nate Dern, Zack Poitras, Kady Ruth Ashcraft, Dan Abramson & Jesse Neil

Directions With Richard Donagan

Directions with Richard Donagan is the only podcast on iTunes that dedicates each episode to giving you driving directions between two specific addresses in an American city or region. Want to find out how to get from 56 State Street to 136 Frost Avenue in Rochester, New York when there are rush hour delays on 490? Check out episode #221—Donagan's got you covered. How about if you're looking to get from 22 East Southgate Road to 19 Beverly Road outside of Enid, Oklahoma? You better believe Donagan's on it; just give episode #447 a listen. So subscribe and never get lost again, provided you're looking to go from one very precise location to another very precise location!

Written By:John Harris & Zack Poitras
Featuring:Jason Flowers & Zack Poitras
Edited By:Matt Klinman
Art Design:Kyle Kirkup & Nate Maggio
Created By:Matt Klinman & John Harris
Produced By:Funny Or Die News
Special Thanks To:Nate Dern, Zack Poitras, Kady Ruth Ashcraft, Dan Abramson, & Jesse Neil

Mackenzie & Red

Scienceology is still on hiatus this week, but check out the latest promo for our sister podcast, MacKenzie & Red, the hottest political talk show on iTunes. Subscribe today to hear what happens when a fiery, no-holds-barred policy wonk and a boldly outspoken North American red-tailed hawk take on the biggest hot button issues of the day. With these two on the scene, the current political climate is a panicked, scurrying field mouse that doesn't stand a chance!

Written By:John Harris
Featuring:Matt Mayer & Zack Poitras
Edited By:Matt Klinman
Art Design:Kyle Kirkup & Nate Maggio
Created By:Matt Klinman & John Harris
Produced By:Funny Or Die News
Special Thanks To:Nate Dern, Zack Poitras, Kady Ruth Ashcraft, Dan Abramson, & Jesse Neil

Whale Cast

A Podcast For Whales By Whales

Created and Produced by: Matt Klinman

13: A Brief Hiatus?

The producers of Scienceology have an announcement... and an apology to make.

Written By:John Harris
Featuring:John Harris & Matt Klinman
Edited By:Matt Klinman
Music By:Henry Carter & Cyrus Ghahrameni
Mixed By:Cyrus Ghahrameni
Art Design:Kyle Kirkup & Nate Maggio
Created By:Matt Klinman & John Harris
Produced By:Funny Or Die News
Special Thanks To:Nate Dern, Zack Poitras, Kady Ruth Ashcraft, Dan Abramson & Jesse Neil

12: A Fish That Knows It's A Fish?

On today's episode we meet a brilliant fish scientist who pulled out all the stops to give one lucky koi the greatest gift of all: The ability to be aware of it's own consciousness and know it's tiny, insignificant place in the vast, cold unfeeling universe.

Written By:Matt Klinman
Featuring:Kassia Miller & Josh "Drama" Brown with Nate Dern
Edited By:Matt Klinman
Music By:Henry Carter & Cyrus Ghahrameni
Mixed By:Cyrus Ghahrameni
Art Design:Kyle Kirkup & Nate Maggio
Created By:Matt Klinman & John Harris
Produced By:Funny Or Die News
Special Thanks To:Nate Dern, Zack Poitras, Kady Ruth Ashcraft, Dan Abramson & Jesse Neil

11: An MMA Fighter With A Thousand Faces?

As twisted as his mind was, Darwin probably never thought his theories would pack a punch quite like this. On this episode we meet an MMA fighter using evolutionary biology to get a "face up" on the competition by camouflaging his body in tattoos of faces.

Written By:Matt Klinman
Featuring:Kassia Miller & Mike Scollins with Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman & Rob Hatch Miller
Edited By:Matt Klinman
Music By:Henry Carter & Cyrus Ghahrameni. "In The Hall Of The Mountain Rats" By Henry Carter. Mixed by Cyrus Ghahremani
Art Design:Kyle Kirkup & Nate Maggio
Created By:Matt Klinman & John Harris
Produced By:Funny Or Die News
Special Thanks To:Nate Dern, Zack Poitras, Kady Ruth Ashcraft, Dan Abramson and Jesse Neil

10: A Stupefying Manta Ray?

On this week's episode we visit the Monterey Bay Aquarium to see their new, mesmerizing manta ray that when you look at it just... makes... you... wow... jesus...

Written By:Matt Klinman
Featuring:Kassia Miller & Jesse Neil
Edited By:Matt Klinman
Music By:Henry Carter & Cyrus Ghahrameni
Art Design:Kyle Kirkup & Nate Maggio
Created By:Matt Klinman & John Harris
Produced By:Funny Or Die News
Special Thanks To:Nate Dern, Zack Poitras, Kady Ruth Ashcraft, Dan Abramson and Jesse Neil

9: God Trapped In A Cube?

Our Father who art in... a cube? On this week's episode, we meet the scientist who finally achieved humanity's ultimate goal of capturing and running tests on almighty God Himself.

Written By:John Harris
Featuring:Kassia Miller & John Harris
Edited By:Matt Klinman
Music By:Henry Carter & Cyrus Ghahrameni
Art Design:Kyle Kirkup & Nate Maggio
Created By:Matt Klinman & John Harris
Produced By:Funny Or Die News
Special Thanks To:Nate Dern, Zack Poitras, Kady Ruth Ashcraft and Jesse Neil

8: An Endless Duck Vagina?

On today's episode, we interview an ornithologist who has spent years mapping the labyrinthian vagina of Lupita, a very special duck.

Written By:Zack Poitras
Featuring:Kassia Miller, Jesse Lee & Zack Poitras
Edited By:Matt Klinman
Music By:Henry Carter & Cyrus Ghahrameni
Special Mixing Help By:Cyrus Gharameni
Art Design:Kyle Kirkup & Nate Maggio
Created By:Matt Klinman & John Harris
Produced By:Funny Or Die News
[Nate Dern, John Harris, Matt Klinman]

7: A Scottish Cure For Cancer?

Scienceology's new host interviews a brilliant Scottish scientist about his amazing and easy-to-understand cure for cancer.

Written By:John Harris
Featuring:Kassia Miller & Zack Poitras
Edited By:Matt Klinman
Music By:Henry Carter & Cyrus Ghahrameni
Special Mixing Help By:Cyrus Gharameni
Art Design:Kyle Kirkup & Nate Maggio
Created By:Matt Klinman & John Harris
Produced By:Funny Or Die News
[Nate Dern, John Harris, Matt Klinman]

6: A Raccoon In The Cloud?

Once our consciousness is uploaded to the cloud, what will we use our virtual brooms to e-swat off our digital porches? Raccoons. And on today's story we show you how that dream is becoming a reality.

Written By:John Harris
Featuring:Melinda Taub and Nate Maggio
Music By:Henry Carter and Cyrus Ghahremani
Art Design:Kyle Kirkup and Nate Maggio
Created By:John Harris and Matt Klinman
Produced By:Funny Or Die News
[Nate Dern, John Harris, Melinda Taub, Matt Klinman]

5: Can An Electric Eel Make You Cum Super Hard?

Eels may look like phalluses, but that's not what's making these test subjects cum, it's their electricity. On today's show, we delve into the world of grabbing electric eels at the moment of orgasm so you can cum super hard.

Written By:John Harris
Featuring:Melinda Taub, Zack Poitras, and Nate Dern
Music By:Henry Carter and Cyrus Ghahremani
Art Design:Kyle Kirkup and Nate Maggio
Created By:John Harris and Matt Klinman
Produced By:Funny Or Die News
[Nate Dern, John Harris, Melinda Taub, Matt Klinman]

4: A Man Who Fades Away

Now you see him there, now you do not. On today's show we meet a man who is constantly fading in and out of existence.

Written By:Matt Klinman
Featuring:Melinda Taub and Matt Klinman
Music By:Henry Carter and Cyrus Ghahremani
Art Design:Kyle Kirkup and Nate Maggio
Created By:John Harris and Matt Klinman
Produced By:Funny Or Die News
[Nate Dern, John Harris, Melinda Taub, Matt Klinman]

3: A Woman Scientist?

On today's show we meet, of all things, a woman scientist who says she is doing research on something.

Written By:Melinda Taub
Featuring:Melinda Taub and Jenny Nelson
Music By:Henry Carter and Cyrus Ghahremani
Art Design:Kyle Kirkup and Nate Maggio
Created By:John Harris and Matt Klinman
Produced By:Funny Or Die News
[Nate Dern, John Harris, Melinda Taub, Matt Klinman]

2: A Chunkier Soup?

Canned chunky soups can only be so chunky... or "can" they? On today's show, we meet a scientist searching for a breakthrough in soup-chunk density that may just change how the world slurps.

Written By:John Harris
Featuring:Melinda Taub and Alexa Polivka
Edited By:Matt Klinman
Music By:Henry Carter & Cyrus Ghahrameni
Art Design:Kyle Kirkup & Nate Maggio
Created By:John Harris & Matt Klinman
Produced By:Funny Or Die News
[Nate Dern, John Harris, Melinda Taub, Matt Klinman]

1: Who is Space Roy?

A mysterious man just floating in space? It's not science fiction. On the first episode of Funny Or Die News' podcast Scienceology, we meet the astronomer studying the porn-loving space drifter known as Space Roy.

Written By:Matt Klinman
Featuring:Melinda Taub & Patrick O'Brien
Edited By:Matt Klinman
Music By:Henry Carter & Cyrus Ghahrameni
Special Mixing Help By:Cyrus Gharameni
Art Design:Kyle Kirkup & Nate Maggio
Created By:Matt Klinman & John Harris
Produced By:Funny Or Die News
[Nate Dern, John Harris, Melinda Taub, Matt Klinman]